Sunday, August 19, 2012

My other side!

What I mean with my other side? My creative and funny side. Here are the simple cards I made lately combined with funny jokes to make your day merrier!


1.  I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 

'

                         2. 99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name. 



3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 


4. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 


5.Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 



6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 


         7. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 



8. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 


9. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 


10. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 


* Ducking and Diving.

A duck walks into a shop, and asks for a red lipstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill." 
JOY

Posted by at

28 comments:

  1. OlivrAugust 19, 2012 at 8:32 PM

    the duck is witty. XD

    ReplyDelete
  2. DeniseAugust 20, 2012 at 1:45 AM

    Thanks for making me smile.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Liz That Skinny Chick Can BakeAugust 20, 2012 at 4:07 AM

    You are so talented! Lovely!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Wise HeartedAugust 20, 2012 at 4:08 AM

    You are very talented and good at the funny stuff too. do you sell your crafts? Blessings

    ReplyDelete
  5. joyAugust 20, 2012 at 6:05 AM

    Thanks betty. God's gift. Yes i sell the cards in the activity centet where I work :)

    ReplyDelete
  6. Pink LineAugust 20, 2012 at 7:17 AM

    wow!you're talented... i love the 8th card...are you selling this?haha..

    ReplyDelete
  7. joyAugust 20, 2012 at 2:57 PM

    Thanks pink line:) i sell those cards where I work:)

    ReplyDelete
  8. ZaiZaiAugust 20, 2012 at 4:43 PM

    very witty quotes and well made cards Ms Joy!

    Favorite ko ang number 10. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Baka dedo na pag na scared half to death twice hihi :)

    ReplyDelete
  9. joyAugust 20, 2012 at 5:21 PM

    Thanks zai. My faithful visitor:)

    ReplyDelete
  10. Just Be RealAugust 20, 2012 at 5:34 PM

    Joy, love the joke. Awesome talent you have Joy. A delight. Blessings.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. joyAugust 20, 2012 at 5:46 PM

      Thanks JBR. And thanks be to God who had given me an inspiration:)

      Delete
  11. LeoviAugust 20, 2012 at 7:33 PM

    These compositions are lovely, beautiful designs.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Kim, USAAugust 20, 2012 at 10:39 PM

    Wow Joy you are very creative! Love your designs! ^_^


    Kim,USA

    ReplyDelete
  13. DanielleAugust 21, 2012 at 2:48 AM

    I love these cards that you made. I used to make my own cards, it was always so relaxing. Thank you for stopping by my place and saying hello.

    ReplyDelete
  14. joyAugust 21, 2012 at 6:05 AM

    Thanks danielle for coming by too:)

    ReplyDelete
  15. EdenAugust 21, 2012 at 7:04 AM

    Those are beautiful ! You are so creative. Love the jokes too.

    ReplyDelete
  16. GenskieAugust 21, 2012 at 11:25 AM

    Wooow... what a talent... I love all of them :)

    ReplyDelete
  17. Spanish PinayAugust 21, 2012 at 5:40 PM

    Lovely cards as usual, Joy! I bet they sell like hot pandesal in the mornings :-D

    My fave jokes are 3, 5, 6 and the getting scared half to death twice! :-D

    Spanish Pinay

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. joyAugust 22, 2012 at 7:09 AM

      Thanks sp for the visit and the nice comment

      Delete
  18. Arvin U. de la PeñaAugust 22, 2012 at 4:21 AM

    galing pagkagawa..

    ReplyDelete
  19. Mhie@travelentzAugust 22, 2012 at 6:13 AM

    Wow,impressive Joy,very talented ka talaga.My fav is 7 and 10.

    ReplyDelete
  20. joyAugust 22, 2012 at 7:11 AM

    Thanks mhie. It warms my heart and thanks God for the creative part of me:)

    ReplyDelete
  21. LOLITAAugust 24, 2012 at 4:39 AM

    You have a pair of crafty hands and a set of eyes for beauty. Thanks also for the funny quotes.

    ReplyDelete

Thanks for dropping by and your comments are very well appreciated. It is like a cold glass water in a warm sunny day! Blessings.

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...