Just sharing my new made cards and some qoutes.
Cards are being sold to the activity center where I work.
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.