Sunday, November 11, 2012

Things I do in between!

Some things I do in between everything! 

Added  some thoughts  to make you smile!


Over Sixties - One-liners

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.


4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.




7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.





10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.




12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realise it.



13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.







14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.






                                                        16. Your eyes won't get much worse.




17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.




18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.





19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.





20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.



21. You can't remember who sent you this list.





So for the young ones...life is still exciting for the young once!

Joy


51 comments:

  1. wow! ang ganda ng pagkakagawa --- napapa smile ako habang binabasa ko ito ^_^

    Godbless po!

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  2. HA HA ---since I am WAY over 60, I relate to many of those one-liners....

    You are such a talented lady...I love seeing all of the cute things you make. Thanks for sharing.
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  3. You are crafty, too! Such cute creations! And 60 is coming too quickly...but those one liners still made me smile!

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    1. Yes lizzy especially we who are know fifty:)

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  4. Dami ko lang tawa. Nice one, maam Joy. Pero dabest yung huli. Hehe

    * Gin was here

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  5. wow! ok na banner mo. pinagawa mo ulit?

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    1. Yes.sis Lolita from " compassion @ workd. She offered to do it . She is very nice

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    2. I think almiist two weeks ago na. Tagal mo na d bumisita kay madir ano? :)

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    3. wala pa banner mo last time. background pa lang nachange.

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  6. so true ... tawa me much sa ginawa mong to... hahha reality check ! but for me ur a hot grandma pa ...

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    1. Salamat Kulapipot:) kataba bg puso:)

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  7. Those are very cute and fun creation to see!

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  8. Hay, you are so funny, Joy! And creative too. Galing-galing! I do crochet too when I get the chance. I have a table cloth that I have been making for the last 6 years. It is just 3/4 done.

    ~Imelda

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  9. Thanks Imelda. K din di matapos ng bed cover for my daughter. I started it when she was just a child. Now she is 19. Hi hi

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  10. great work of yours mama joy..at the thoughts really made me smile :)

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  11. Your blog made ​​me laugh on Monday morning. After a shaky start and much grumbling from my daughter ( about a small youth-pimple on her chin) I enjoyed your blog ;-)

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    1. I am glad I made you smile Jedidja:)

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  12. Ohh sooo true! Mostly:) Not that I'm over 60;) Cute work too.

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  13. Cute creations and funny one-liners!
    I'm starting to relate to some of them!
    Thanks for sharing.

    ***
    Have a nice week****

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    1. Getting closer to that age to mildred:)

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  14. I am always grateful for a wonderful blog.
    It is very cute knitted by hand.
    Seems to be a Japanese Hina dolls.
    A doll displayed on the Girl's Festival day.
    From Japan.
    Ryoma Sakamoto.




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    1. Thanks for visiting ryoma sakamoto!

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  15. You are so creative, Joy! Love the thoughts. You made me smile..

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    1. Thanks eden. Glad i made you smile:)

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  16. I agree. Thanks for this thoughts. :)

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  17. Thank you for sharing.
    You are very talented, Ms. Joy :)

    Have a blessed week ahead!

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    1. Thanks em and bless you too dear:)

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  18. you've made my day,Joy- my mother-in law is like that she feels she needed to have health insurance and argue all the time.

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    1. Glad i did mhie! Yes, looking forward to be 60:)

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  19. Hahahaha, I can't wait to be 60! :)

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  20. Hilarious funnies! I admire your creative talents!

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    1. I already joined perrine. Thanks:)

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  22. Love your funny one-liners& your fabulous Pom Pom people!

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  23. wow grabe sana may talent din akong ganyan ate.. ang cute cute naman ng mga mini dolls :)

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    1. You can make genskie. Very easy. They are all made of pongpongs:)

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  24. Good words to ponder. Ganda ng gawa mo sis.

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