Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Inspiration and words to make you laugh!

Just sharing my new made cards and some qoutes.

Cards are being sold to the activity center where I work.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
ILIE NASTASE

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
ALBERT EINSTEIN 

I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD


Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
BOB HOPE

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
ALBERT EINSTEIN 

I can resist everything except temptation.
OSCAR WILDE

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
UNKNOWN

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
ANONYMOUS

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
UNKNOWN


Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.




By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.
SOCRATES


If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
SAM LEVENSON


Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
ANONYMOUS

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
ANONYMOUS

I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
JOHATHAN RABAN

JOY

19 comments:

  1. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. --- Ganda neto mami. True.

    Nakakatuwa yung mga una but the others, may lesson talaga.

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  2. Thanks June for liking them and for the visit;)

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  3. Wow, great post !
    Enjoyed reading this :)
    Cheers !

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  4. Beautiful images, inspiring words...and Rodney Dangerfield is so funny! Thank you so much for sharing these, Joy! :)

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  5. ha ha so funny and witty ng mga quotes ... it made me smile actually : )

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  6. cute naman po. hehe :)

    https://www.lavinajampit.blogspot.com

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  7. Which one I liked most? "Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand." Hahaha!

    Did you make all these cards by yourself?

    Pretty impressive! You are really full of creativity and artistry!

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    1. Thanks Mr Tripster.
      Yes, I made them all. I love creating things:)
      Thanks for the visit:)

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  8. I like the bear cards than the Disney princesses cards. I like the bit about the silent "Y" after marriage.

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  9. Those are great! I like the way you used the cards to illustrate the quotes! The bears were extra-cute!

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  10. nakakatuwa po ang inyong blog, very positive ng vibes :)
    ang favorite ko po sa lahat ng quotes ay yung -

    "I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
    - JOHATHAN RABAN

    dahil napaka antukin ko po :)

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  11. De kortene er jo så fine, det er vel moro og gi bort og veldig moro og få tenker jeg.

    Ha en fin kveld fra Marit.

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  12. Tusen takk Marit. Det er sant!

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  13. Thanks for the smiles! Cards are adorable.

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