Saturday, August 3, 2013

Witticisms!

Putting smile on your faces!

** Witticisms **





#I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.




#I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.



#Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.



#If all is not lost, where is it?



#It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.



#If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.



#The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.



#I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.



#It was all so different before everything changed.



#Nostalgia isn't what is used to be.



#Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.



#I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.





#It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.



#Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.



#The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.


#It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.





#Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

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JOY

26 comments:

  1. Very nice pictures mommy joy... As usual.
    Lot's of thoughts to ponder... Hehehe!

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  2. Witty remarks but loved the one about comeback. That 10th photo captured fluidity and movement that brings the artist in me. Great colours!

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    1. Thanks Jonathan. I believe you can paint those pictures:)

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  3. You have some good funnies here Joy. Our bathroom door is well frequented with the 10 of us in our family and one bathroom. Love your photos of the field flowers.

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  4. Fantastic post, wonderful photos and wonderful flowers:) Greetings

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    1. Thanks for stopping by ZielonaMila:)

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  5. This is the one I love the most:

    #Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

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  6. Cute post, Joy. I laughed at your jokes --especially the one about the buck stopping here... YES--I'd love some bucks!!!!! ha ha

    Great set of photos today.. Wow!
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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    1. Nice to make you laugh Betsy:)
      Yes, we all need bucks:)

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  7. Napaka witty nang mga witticism na yan! Favorite ko yong last! hahaha

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  8. Thanks Mar:) hope I made you smile:)

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  9. Medyo malalim yung iba pero nakaka-relate din ako sa marami... It really makes sense...
    I started out with nothing...I still have most of it... (somehow, thanking God for filling the 'void'..)

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  10. I like the last quote best too -- gives me an excuse to eat more chocolate:) Lovely work - my favourite is is the first flower - beautiful - and the fish underwater.

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  11. gaganda ng mga photos mo ate joy!
    pati na din mga quotes lalo na to
    "It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser."
    agreeng agree ako

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  12. Hei Joy.
    Så vakre sommerbilder, liljene er så nydelige.
    Sensommeren er så fin, masse farger på himmel og i naturen.

    God søndag fra Marit.

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  13. I love all your pictures Mommy Joy! I want to print them frame them all hehe :) Very witty nga, made me laugh :) Have a great week ahead Mommy Joy :)

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  14. Love your flowers Ate really makes me smile and also thanks for visiting my page as well I appreciate it po talaga :) Your last pic really so amazing I feel like Im daydreaming by looking at it.

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  15. very inspiring pictures ate,,, lalo na po ung last 7 photos, panalo! :))))

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  16. Hello ^^ gaganda po ng mga pictures... galing talaga...

    Smile always HUgs ^^

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  17. #It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.

    Totoo! :)

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  18. Truly witty! And great captures too :)

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