Saturday, February 2, 2013

Cheering one's heart!


Yes! It is weekend once again, but when I opened my eyes, it was only darkness too see outside. It was raining and not  an inviting day to go out. Actually, the bed was  the best place to spend the rest of the day. But,  my belly craved for food and the dust around me longed to be vaccumed. 

Well, after the peaceful breakfast with my hubby and removing the dirt around me, finally, I can find something to cheer me up. So, hi blogworld!

I found these beautiful flowers in my camera. Flowers can cheers one's heart. And I added funny thoughts too to make you smile:)


** Silly Puns that will make you laugh **

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"


Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".



A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.



A dyslexic man walks into a bra.



Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.



What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.



A jump-start cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything.



"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual.



Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Ermentrude, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Ermentrude. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.




The invisible man marries the invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.



I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.



I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.



" Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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source of the funny jokes!
http://www.guy-sports.com/virtual/silly_jokes.htm








37 comments:

  1. Natawa ako sa iba mommy.yung iba diko ma relate. Gusto ko yung dalawang cow kasi walang lalaking kalabaw.

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  2. Your postt is a dose of colour therapy on a cold and gray day. Happy Weekend!

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  3. i love flowers... i wish they could talk... they can change emotions talaga noh

    funny yung 'fsh'....lol

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  4. Ang ganda ng mga bulaklak Ms. Joy!

    May green green grass of home talaga na syndrome? LOL

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  5. so lovely flowers in all colors! wonderful post! :)

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  6. Wonderful photos of the different flowers. My favourites are the purple one and the Hydrangea. Great !

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  7. Hello Joy,
    what wonderful different flowers, blossoms in amazing colors!!!
    Wish you a nice weekend,
    moni

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  8. WAU - where a great image series showing, with some beautiful flowers :) Hanne Bente

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  9. Lovely flowers it makes me smile knowing soon Spring is here :) kamusta na ate Joy :)

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  10. Thanks for visiting Leah. I am ok:) hope you are ok too:)

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  11. So beautiful! I marvel at God's genius at these flowers. Thanks for sharing them, and for dropping by my nook.

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  12. pinaka natawa ako sa deja moo

    anyways gaganda ng flowers at sa camera mo galing?
    san nu naman po yan kinuhanan?

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  13. Thanks mecoy. Ang iba pictures ay kuha sa mga flower shops dito. Alam mo kahit winter ay nagtitinds din sila ng flowers. Everytime I passed by ay I take shots. Yong iba flowers ay from my garden last summer:)

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  14. Beautiful photos!!! And the puns most definitely made me laugh :)

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  15. Thanks optimistic existentialist:)

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  16. Laughs and beauty all mixed together makes for a great visit. Thanks!

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  17. Haha what an awesome way to start my day right! I love the funny quotes and the pictures of the flowers were very refreshing sa pakiramdam :)

    happy weekend Mami Joy!

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  18. I like to watch flowers,too. They give me vigor. Your flowers are beautiful and refresh my eyes. I like the fifth especially, violet one.

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  19. Thanks for making me smile, love you.

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  20. Nakakatuwa to.

    Gusto ko ate Joy yung dyslexic man... at bilang isang ECE, gustong gusto ko din yung sa Antenna! :D

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  21. Hello po ^^ Napapa smile ako sa ganda ng mga photos....

    Thanks po sa pag share ^__^ Smile always ^^

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  22. Buti naman na pa smile kita jon:) thanks for the visit:)

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  23. I love the purple flower Ate Joy, the 5th photo. What's it called?

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    1. Sorry marjorie. Di ko alam. It was from my mother in laws garden last summer. I will ask her pag nagkita kami:)

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  24. Nice one Joy! It made my day ;)

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  25. Ang gaganda ng mga bulaklak, Ang gaganda talaga ng mga creations ni God :)

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  26. Tingin ko Ms Joy sa flowers tayo pareho pinag lihi - ang ganda at fresh kasi natin e! Hahaha :)

    Tawa ako ng tawa sa Two cannibals are eating a clown. - Does this taste funny to you? joke :)

    Have a great week Ms Joy! Sana magaling ka na :)

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  27. Palagay ko nga zaizai pinaglihi taypda bulaklak:)
    Glad I made you lsugh.
    Have a great week too zaizai.
    Yes, I am better now. Thanks

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  28. Your posts and the pictures that accompany it are always full of youthful innocence, it's just totally amazing!

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  29. Beautiful captures of the flowers, Joy! Thank you also for sharing those funny thoughts. It made me laugh.

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Thanks for dropping by and your comments are very well appreciated. It is like a cold glass water in a warm sunny day! Blessings.

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