Sunday, August 19, 2012

My other side!

What I mean with my other side? My creative and funny side. Here are the simple cards I made lately combined with funny jokes to make your day merrier!


1.  I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 

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                         2. 99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name. 



3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 


4. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 


5.Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 



6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 


         7. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 



8. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 


9. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 


10. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 


* Ducking and Diving.

A duck walks into a shop, and asks for a red lipstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill." 
JOY

28 comments:

  1. You are very talented and good at the funny stuff too. do you sell your crafts? Blessings

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  2. Thanks betty. God's gift. Yes i sell the cards in the activity centet where I work :)

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  3. wow!you're talented... i love the 8th card...are you selling this?haha..

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  4. Thanks pink line:) i sell those cards where I work:)

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  5. very witty quotes and well made cards Ms Joy!

    Favorite ko ang number 10. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Baka dedo na pag na scared half to death twice hihi :)

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  6. Thanks zai. My faithful visitor:)

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  7. Joy, love the joke. Awesome talent you have Joy. A delight. Blessings.

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    1. Thanks JBR. And thanks be to God who had given me an inspiration:)

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  8. These compositions are lovely, beautiful designs.

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  9. Wow Joy you are very creative! Love your designs! ^_^


    Kim,USA

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  10. I love these cards that you made. I used to make my own cards, it was always so relaxing. Thank you for stopping by my place and saying hello.

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  11. Thanks danielle for coming by too:)

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  12. Those are beautiful ! You are so creative. Love the jokes too.

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  13. Wooow... what a talent... I love all of them :)

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  14. Lovely cards as usual, Joy! I bet they sell like hot pandesal in the mornings :-D

    My fave jokes are 3, 5, 6 and the getting scared half to death twice! :-D

    Spanish Pinay

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    1. Thanks sp for the visit and the nice comment

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  15. Wow,impressive Joy,very talented ka talaga.My fav is 7 and 10.

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  16. Thanks mhie. It warms my heart and thanks God for the creative part of me:)

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  17. You have a pair of crafty hands and a set of eyes for beauty. Thanks also for the funny quotes.

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Thanks for dropping by and your comments are very well appreciated. It is like a cold glass water in a warm sunny day! Blessings.

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