Sunday, January 19, 2014

A smile a day, keeps the wrinkles away!




** Peanuts **

Dave, our bus driver friend, tells the story of when he was driving a bus load pensioners to Brighton, on a day trip, when he was tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offered him a handful of peanuts, which he happily took and ate. After about 20 minutes, she tapped him on his shoulder again and she handed him another handful of peanuts. The old dear repeated this generous gesture several more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he decided to ask the little old lady, "Why don't you and your friends eat the peanuts yourself?". 

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she answered.
Dave was puzzled and enquired, "Then why on earth do you buy them?" 

"Oh, we just love the chocolate around them," replied the old lady. 

JOY

17 comments:

  1. Two of my former students will sit together when string beans were served during snack time. Both will open the veggies to take the seeds out. One will eat all the green part while the other will eat only the seeds. It was always a joy to see them together.

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  2. O M G! This is hilarious... Eeewww! Naughty oldies hahahaha... Glad I don't eat everything they offer me in sykehjem unless it is in package and unopened LOL!

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    1. Oo nga. Me rin Gracie, but I really loved them:)

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  3. Ha ha , this made my day Joy ... laughtrip talaga : D

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  4. hahaha! kakatuwa naman..... naaliw ako dito... thanks po sa pag share.....

    Godbless po ^^ hugs ^^

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  5. Waaaah!!! gross but funny ahahaha!

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  6. hahaha natawa naman ako ate joy! haha, i've heard of that scene pero naun lang ko natawa ng ganto di ko kasi ineexpect na yun pala un haha

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